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Tuesday, November 13, 2012

NBA 2k13 Sucks

To those of you who have discovered this page in an attempt to find negative information regarding NBA 2k13, you have arrived at the correct place. In this particular post, I will be dissecting everything that 2k Sports fucked up this year, specifically in online gameplay. Most of these problems are also evident in the other modes, but as a Top 100 member, with 430+ wins and only 50 losses, take my side on this argument, they screwed up so many things this year it's ridiculous. A common word I have heard is "disgusting" and that's the mood I seem to feel after every game-disgust. For a start, how about the full-court passing bullshit? I mean come on 2k, every player has the ability to throw perfect full court lobs to anyone on the court, anywhere, and anytime. Now, it should not be difficult to tip these passes, and even if you cannot user deflect them, it's only logical that the AI should have the ability to knock down these ludicrous passes. But of course, in typical 2k fashion, these passes get completed at an incredible rate. Your AI defenders are just a split second off in their steal timing, and it happens over and over and over. In combination with this bullshit, there are players online who insist on shooting as many 3's and jumpers as possible. SPECIFICALLY Jamal Crawford abuse, I get infuriated when an average player like him goes off with 6-7 3PT shooting. But when they do a full court lob, into a jump shot, there is a slim chance you can contest, and of course, because they fucked up the gameplay this year, EVERY open jump shot falls, regardless of the release. Another problem with this year's game, is the transition defense. Sure, there's going to be a few fast break points either way, but something strange I've noticed is that big men retreating on the break are actually SLOWER than big men handling the ball on the break. Fake. Unreal. Ridiculous. Bullshit. NEVER HAPPENS IN THE REAL NBA. Never. I can safely say I have never seen a big man, such as Chris Kaman, Dwight Howard, Kendrick Perkins, etc. outrun another Center, such as Tyson Chandler, Deandre Jorden, etc. I'm sorry but it just doesnt happen. And yet this version of 2k only presents more issues as you continue to play. I will be uploading a Youtube video soon regarding these problems, but for now I have one more point to stress. The logic on contact layups is absolutely flawed. When pg's such as Eric Bledsoe and Mo Williams are standing under the basket, superstars such as Carmelo Anthony and Kevin Durant should be a guaranteed basket/dunk. And yet somehow, the contact layup animation causes these stars to be knocked off track, and put up a wild, stupid shot, rather than dunking over these guards, or at least laying it up over guys who are barely 6 feet tall. Of course, the game does not adhere to these common NBA themes, and instead they have created their own version of NBA basketball. Fuck you 2k, 2 years to create this game and you still can't get it right.

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